1. Chimpanzee accidentally stepped on a stool pulled gibbon, gibbon gentle help of their carefully cleaned after they fell in love. Others asked how they come together? Chimpanzees with emotion, said: ape dung! Are ape dung ah!
2. I said: Finally one day, you could not face me in front of the crowd shouted: : I struggled for a night, it did not pierce your face, you have a thick skin to let me discredited live in this world! Ah ~ Lord forgive him! I was suicidal.
4. day one to eat lunch together on the fly
mother and son asked her mother flies: Why do we eat every day stool ah
fly angry mother said: to eat when sick, then do not say so, take advantage of hot to eat!!
5. a university student caught by the enemy, the enemy he was tied to the poles, and then asked him: say, where are you? You do not say it electrocuted! Students back the enemy a word, the result was electrocuted, he said: I was TV's!
6. two dumplings married, the groom away after the guests returned to the bedroom, they discovered that the bed lies a meatball! The groom was shocked, hurriedly asked where the bride? Meatballs shy said: hate, people undressed, you will not know it!
7. four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: do not step on my day mouse flip itching; C: Main Street several times a day, but I am not at ease; D: Time late, hold the cat home to slightly
8. One night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother Naked Yeah! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
10. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a pol.ice over: what happened? drunk: do not know, I also arrived
11. there is a shy The boy finally summon the courage to ask the beloved girl: What do you like boys? Girl: hit it. Boys ask the same, he sadly said: do not head a little flat?
12. pups from birth to a vegetarian diet. Father wolf hunting wolf pups mother struggled training. Sirius father wolf mother finally happy to see his son Kuangzhui rabbit. Rabbit pups to seize the ferocious absolutely shattered fiercely: Boy! Pay out the carrots!
13. ramen shop counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line. To her, ramen master asked: Do you want thick or thin? Girl A: You pull what I eat anything.
14. and a woman having an affair, her husband suddenly to go home, the men did not care to wear clothes on jumping through the window to escape, walking in the street on the road crowd, the men filled the sky if nothing had happened: ah, this is the earth Yeah. Passers-by said: cao, mounted feather aliens.
15. Rabbit QB after gray wolves to escape the wolf indignation catch up, wipe the body of rabbit to play ash soil rabbits wear glasses to read the newspapers, the wolf asked: You can see a rabbit? Rabbit: * wolf is a strong bird rabbit do? Wolf shame: I KAO, so quickly hit the papers?
16. Directorate: comrades! Soldiers: Good head! Heads: Comrades are tanned! Soldier: head is more black! Head of a soldier shot in the chest, said: This muscle was trained in how good! Soldier: report officer, I was female.
17. I am in the street, see a penny, just to bend over to pick, originally Koutan, I rely on, who spit so round?
18. nurses see a patient in the ward to drink, went and whispered to him: others quiet and he just called the wine, so the paper wrote: I spit in the cup of a clot of phlegm. A while he came back and found a piece of paper more than a few words: I spit a mouthful!
20. someone riding the streets, over a junction, and threw the front line. See the traffic police, exclaimed: You go to class girls clear about.
